36 page 1/4 sized perzine on pink paper About failing to study at Oxbridge, and then the miserable experience of working there. How do you continue a system of closed doors and in-group privilege (and keep the riff-raff like you and me out) in a tertiary education system where all universities are public and charge the same tuition?

• Baffling interviews
• Rigid hierarchies
• Strange social structures
• Terrible posh people
• Racism and classism a-plenty
• "Oxford is the city of closed doors"
• My friend H's depressing years at Cambridge