30 page 1/4 sized perzine on green paper Going to Paris when you are broke, and managing to do it while the Charlie Hebdo shootings are going on.

• Free Eurostar tickets
• Walking miles and miles
• French music magazines
• €30 a night central Paris hotels, whose colour scheme can only be described as "depressed Willy Wonka"
• Père Lachaise, Montmartre, Canal St Martin, St-Germain, Quartier Latin, Île St Louis, Jardin Luxembourg and a convenient view of the Eiffel Tower
• Accidentally getting caught in a march of 1 million people
• Zazie dans le Métro and other French film recommendations